“Honestly, the world can be a dark enough place. Light it up.”
→ John Barrowman
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Police Box
'You're diving face forward into an antiquated past. It's disgusting, it's offensive, don't stick your nose up at me!'
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OMG WAIT BUT THAT MEANS THAT THE SNOWMEN CLARA KNEW THE DOCTOR
SHE KNEW THE TARDIS WOULD BE BIGGER ON THE INSIDE, SO SHE SAID
JUST FOR FUNSIES TO MESS WITH THE DOCTOR
to mess or because her subconsciousness remembered the huge dying TARDIS, and how it’s dimension leaked outside. Her mind was probably confused because the big inside felt right, unlike the outside.
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tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
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Just chilling with my buds! :D #bored #chilling #funtimes #love #cool #lol #haha
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whitetoenglishtranslationservice:
Why do girls still list ‘Lord Of The Rings’ next to things they are interested in? Do they not realise guys haven’t seen that as ‘edgy’ or ‘attractive’ since about 2006?
The fact you enjoy one of the most…
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A Dalek on the Bafta red carpet
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look at this pine cone. look at this goddamn phallic tree seed clusterfuck. i found this on the way back from work and decided to pick it up and take it with me because why the hell not except i didnt have a backpack or bag and my pockets were too damn shallow to hide it in completely. so i sort of wedged it inside my coat under an arm, except my grip wasnt very good and the stupid things kept falling out in front of people. i guess its hard to tell what it is from a distance, because once when i grabbed it i made eye contact with this 50 something year old woman and she was giving the dirtiest fucking look i have ever seen in my entire life.
eventually i end up putting it in my back pants pocket, except now ive got this huge dick shaped lump sticking out under my shirt. i had to go into a store for laundry change and i was paranoid they were going to see it and think i was shoplifting, and then id have to pull out this goddamn enormous pine cone that i was carrying around in my back pocket like a huge fucking tool. i hate pine cones.
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