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OMG WAIT BUT THAT MEANS THAT THE SNOWMEN CLARA KNEW THE DOCTOR
SHE KNEW THE TARDIS WOULD BE BIGGER ON THE INSIDE, SO SHE SAID
JUST FOR FUNSIES TO MESS WITH THE DOCTOR
to mess or because her subconsciousness remembered the huge dying TARDIS, and how it’s dimension leaked outside. Her mind was probably confused because the big inside felt right, unlike the outside.
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
Just chilling with my buds! :D #bored #chilling #funtimes #love #cool #lol #haha
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
A Dalek on the Bafta red carpet
look at this pine cone. look at this goddamn phallic tree seed clusterfuck. i found this on the way back from work and decided to pick it up and take it with me because why the hell not except i didnt have a backpack or bag and my pockets were too damn shallow to hide it in completely. so i sort of wedged it inside my coat under an arm, except my grip wasnt very good and the stupid things kept falling out in front of people. i guess its hard to tell what it is from a distance, because once when i grabbed it i made eye contact with this 50 something year old woman and she was giving the dirtiest fucking look i have ever seen in my entire life.
eventually i end up putting it in my back pants pocket, except now ive got this huge dick shaped lump sticking out under my shirt. i had to go into a store for laundry change and i was paranoid they were going to see it and think i was shoplifting, and then id have to pull out this goddamn enormous pine cone that i was carrying around in my back pocket like a huge fucking tool. i hate pine cones.